tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37589462012-02-17T11:15:57.835+11:00Please Sir, I want some more....and so the quest continues.gchttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03048303982311744943noreply@blogger.comBlogger351100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3758946.post-25670391604504517502011-06-13T10:06:00.002+10:002011-06-13T10:08:33.710+10:00Justin's purple condom beanie! ...If I ever came across a giant of those proportions I would be scared... very scared.gchttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03048303982311744943noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3758946.post-30483141000993841022011-06-04T20:06:00.006+10:002011-06-05T17:55:35.649+10:00It takes incredible concentration to feed another persongchttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03048303982311744943noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3758946.post-76220262547693742702011-04-01T20:44:00.000+11:002011-04-01T20:45:31.107+11:00The biggest fight I've ever had was with a wetsuit.gchttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03048303982311744943noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3758946.post-67620261763501625662011-01-30T01:06:00.001+11:002011-01-30T01:11:19.889+11:00this is my little masterpiece, lopsided cake.gchttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03048303982311744943noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3758946.post-79872084107061311522011-01-06T00:54:00.002+11:002011-01-06T01:00:43.208+11:00Check this riff its fucking tasty!gchttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03048303982311744943noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3758946.post-10155064154782141102010-12-25T11:25:00.003+11:002010-12-25T11:35:16.499+11:00Hope y'all have a merry festive season!... Our TREE on top of Jan's text books...Thus preventing him from studying......Can't strip a Christmas tree of its one chance in the year to SHINE. ..and so we let it stay on its mini pedestal... of accounting text books.gchttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03048303982311744943noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3758946.post-43984140819359601202010-12-18T12:38:00.001+11:002010-12-18T12:42:02.571+11:00love bites! love bleeds ! Its bringing me to my kneeeees !!!!!gchttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03048303982311744943noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3758946.post-9068875139413630472010-10-06T23:07:00.000+11:002010-10-06T23:08:15.233+11:00As you get older, you become more and more like you and less and less like everyone else.gchttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03048303982311744943noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3758946.post-13220452837918841232010-08-11T20:47:00.002+10:002010-08-11T21:04:07.980+10:00Do ants like biscuits? ................yesDo ants like strawberries?.............yesDo ants like soup?.....................yesDo ants like bread?....................yesDo ants like broccoli?.................noDo ants like potatoes?.................yesDo ants like wine?.....................yesDo ants like ham?......................yesDo ants like milk?.....................yes Do ants like gchttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03048303982311744943noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3758946.post-81686011278900965512010-07-15T23:00:00.000+10:002010-07-15T23:01:38.873+10:00Hello World!Back on the internet.... !!!!!gchttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03048303982311744943noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3758946.post-10948354460812474382010-05-01T23:31:00.004+10:002010-05-01T23:40:10.146+10:00Me: I love the little Mermaid!!!Darvod: What a whore.... betrays heritage for a white guy with legs.gchttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03048303982311744943noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3758946.post-5643086655140064562010-03-15T15:43:00.005+11:002010-03-15T15:58:27.651+11:00 Job adverts these days are pretty dire.gchttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03048303982311744943noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3758946.post-45200203072057872812010-03-06T19:39:00.000+11:002010-03-06T19:43:47.401+11:00R.I.Pxxooxgchttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03048303982311744943noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3758946.post-7055353229659367962010-01-20T05:28:00.005+11:002010-01-20T06:15:56.776+11:00Our shower head broke.This is how I fixed it!There is simply nothing more handy than hair ties! Woot!gchttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03048303982311744943noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3758946.post-44984741459263849862010-01-07T02:18:00.005+11:002010-01-07T02:47:45.831+11:00 Snow is like SongKran, fun for the first day and then shit....No actually, I lie. I still love the snow, especially when you wake up in the morning, walk outside to sunny skies, ankle deep snow and no footprints on the ground.But after trekking through slushy, torrid streets and then hiking through the meadows and getting disoriented while carting around 14kgs worth of groceries like a pack-doggchttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03048303982311744943noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3758946.post-62656981690192192782009-11-27T09:37:00.002+11:002009-11-27T09:44:51.121+11:00The most noticeable change I've observed in myself since my arrival in Scotland is my willingness to wear shoes indoors... In our own home...! In my own room even...!!Oh! I bring my clan to shame... and possibly the WHOLE ASIAN RACE !!!!!!!!!gchttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03048303982311744943noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3758946.post-1341833311022949362009-11-06T10:31:00.003+11:002009-11-06T10:35:37.392+11:00Wow... boots really are like little houses for your feet! gchttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03048303982311744943noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3758946.post-82872205616240714952009-10-13T01:22:00.000+11:002009-10-13T01:24:29.464+11:00gchttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03048303982311744943noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3758946.post-49861837639348005612009-10-01T05:22:00.002+10:002009-10-01T05:23:29.801+10:00Ohhh...Gammon! Why were we not introduced earlier ?Caroline has been keeping you to herself.gchttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03048303982311744943noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3758946.post-5343458452835064102009-08-01T01:55:00.003+10:002009-08-01T01:57:08.904+10:00him: "How old are you..? 24? 25 ?"me : "24..."him: "...and you already have children !!!!!???? !!!!! "me : "no."gchttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03048303982311744943noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3758946.post-78969817396387136762009-07-27T21:41:00.002+10:002009-07-27T21:46:02.060+10:00Slovenian men have a way of looking at me so intensely, it is as though something is puzzling them.I attribute this to one of three things..a) I am ovulatingb) There are no asians in Sloveniac) I have ice cream smeared all over my facegchttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03048303982311744943noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3758946.post-55408441202893012302009-07-26T16:46:00.001+10:002009-07-26T16:48:01.998+10:0010 days until some sort of responsibility must be faced!.....and so the dreaded day approaches.gchttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03048303982311744943noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3758946.post-39607173738583462532009-06-01T22:21:00.002+10:002009-06-01T22:25:25.603+10:00... my alarm clock that ticks loudly has failed me at the most crucial time. On my marathon south, it is most critical that i wake up on time!!!!!!Me: HELLO!Shop Keeper 1: Hi Marrrrrm!Me: Do you have an alarm clock!?Shop Keeper 1: Yes, we have plenty of rum!!gchttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03048303982311744943noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3758946.post-45352228280639700162009-05-08T21:40:00.002+10:002009-05-08T21:43:31.971+10:00Random: "Have you tried the beer here yet?"me: "No...why... What about it?"Random: "It's 4,000 dong!"me: "Eh,...3 bucks..?"Random: "Noo...Try 30 cents"!!!!.....and so I got my hands on local beer:Dgchttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03048303982311744943noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3758946.post-40147367675185591842009-04-11T13:59:00.002+10:002009-04-11T14:04:27.578+10:00Did I get ripped off by a Tuk Tuk Driver? Or did I rip them off?For the rest of my stay in Bangkok, I will be looking at every Tuk Tuk driver with some degree of paranoia.I managed to get a ride off two of them, free of charge...! one of them, was addmitedly accidental, and i waited faithfully for him! Until the other drivers started harassing me, asking me where i wanted to go, telling me he gchttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03048303982311744943noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3758946.post-22481175203952137662009-04-08T23:16:00.002+10:002009-04-08T23:21:07.166+10:00...and just when I think I am the Master of Packing,....I add toiletries.... and then shoes....and then a towelReliving those good ole days of year 7 backpacks !:)Hmmm I hope my chauffeur isn't late tomorrow..gchttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03048303982311744943noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3758946.post-60966592375488421162009-04-02T19:54:00.002+11:002009-04-02T19:55:02.625+11:00My dentist stresses me out.Just hearing her speak makes my teeth hurt more.They are afraid too.gchttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03048303982311744943noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3758946.post-43955568518450790832009-03-23T09:23:00.001+11:002009-03-23T11:21:32.395+11:00Method of Doubtfearuncertaintyinconveniencegchttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03048303982311744943noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3758946.post-34642206923744463072008-09-06T12:52:00.001+10:002009-03-22T10:07:42.844+11:00Time is a man made machine. It serves no function.gchttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03048303982311744943noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3758946.post-1061904793274948202003-08-26T23:33:00.000+10:002003-08-26T23:33:13.203+10:00Tomorrow I'll wake up and be a different person.
I'll wake up on a different pillow..
I'll look different..
Talk different..
..but most importantly I will think and feel differently.gchttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03048303982311744943noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3758946.post-858379792002-12-12T01:19:00.000+11:002002-12-12T01:19:14.330+11:00Don't eat 'chocolate pudding' from "Yo Yo"gchttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03048303982311744943noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3758946.post-832076902002-10-19T18:50:00.000+10:002006-10-30T04:42:16.190+11:00"Let's all prey upon each other,Let's all feed amongst ourselves..."gchttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03048303982311744943noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3758946.post-829895862002-10-15T10:56:00.000+10:002006-10-30T04:41:54.410+11:00Sleep...*shudder*... nightmares...I just know it'll be the peanut nightmare again.*cries*I'm not the crunchy one ! They are !I told them that ... but they laughed a siege of scorn... and tried to salt me.But the music must be faced... and what better hour than this. I am off... to show these nuts a new meaning of insane...gchttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03048303982311744943noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3758946.post-826346112002-10-07T23:10:00.000+10:002002-10-07T23:10:21.633+10:00Oh the joys of studying.
I'm starting a nice crammage of 2u maths. Dreading the approach of 3u.
Q4) Find out why the monkey is congruent to the bottle of coke. Use the t method.
...and if you were clever enough as to miraculously pull some figures out of your ass theres always the lovely last question, thrown in to baffle us all...!
Q7) Jump up in the air and click your heels 17 times and gchttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03048303982311744943noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3758946.post-823102522002-09-30T22:55:00.000+10:002003-06-28T15:45:27.496+10:00My secret weapon seems to be accumulating it's strength as each day passes. First constrained to the fourth it spread to the third and now the second. As I watch it creep slowly upwards instead of trying to prevent it's growth, I'm now encouraging it. I'm going to marry Arthur and through our spawn I will invent a biological weapon none of you will be able to defeat! There is no cure for the gchttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03048303982311744943noreply@blogger.com0