Two years outta the game.
Somehow during that time I turned into a Cougar.

 

Added to the list of people I dislike is Holden Caulfield.
What a goddamn phony!

Justin's purple condom beanie! ...If I ever came across a giant of those proportions I would be scared... very scared.

It takes incredible concentration to feed another person

The biggest fight I've ever had was with a wetsuit.

this is my little masterpiece, lopsided cake.

Hope y'all have a merry festive season!



... Our TREE on top of Jan's text books...Thus preventing him from studying......

love bites! love bleeds ! Its bringing me to my kneeeees !!!!!

As you get older, you become more and more like you and less and less like everyone else.

Do ants like biscuits? ................yes
Do ants like strawberries?.............yes
Do ants like soup?.....................yes
Do ants like bread?....................yes
Do ants like broccoli?.................no
Do ants like potatoes?.................yes
Do ants like wine?.....................yes
Do ants like ham?......................yes
Do ants like milk?.....................yes
Do ants like mushrooms?................yes
Do ants like egg?......................yes
Do ants like grain waves?..............yes
Do ants like pasta?....................yes
Do ants like rice?.....................yes
Do ants like cherries?.................yes

....what does this mean?

All foods listed above are BANNED.

.....apart from broccoli

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o.O

Hello World!

Back on the internet.... !!!!!

Me: I love the little Mermaid!!!

Darvod: What a whore.... betrays heritage for a white guy with legs.

Job adverts these days are pretty dire.

R.I.P

xxoox

Our shower head broke.

This is how I fixed it!


There is simply nothing more handy than hair ties! Woot!

Snow is like SongKran, fun for the first day and then shit.

...No actually, I lie. I still love the snow, especially when you wake up in the morning, walk outside to sunny skies, ankle deep snow and no footprints on the ground.

But after trekking through slushy, torrid streets and then hiking through the meadows and getting disoriented while carting around 14kgs worth of groceries like a pack-dog, and as the plastic bags threatens to slice off your brittle fingers... for the 78th time, I think..ENOUGH !!!!!!!!!!!

Maybe those homeless dudes are onto something with their canine sidekicks... Perhaps they all secretly have tiny sleds that come out when no1 is watching.

...... despite all my whining though, I am looking forward to building a snowman that dwarfs them all!

All other snowmen will bow to his greatness! They will look at him with great envy. He will stick his carrot nose in the air, and as spring approaches, he will be last to melt. yay!

In other news, I have FINALLY found an Asian Grocer (thats chinese, NOT indian, NOT middle-eastern)! Only to be greatly disappointed.

What! £2.45 for 3 tiny sachels of instant miso soup? .... £3 for 50g of Wasabi peas?

Fuck off!

Oh I cry, I cry... and so i slushed my way home, with just three measly packets of kimchi noodles.

The most noticeable change I've observed in myself since my arrival in Scotland is my willingness to wear shoes indoors... In our own home...! In my own room even...!!

Oh! I bring my clan to shame... and possibly the WHOLE ASIAN RACE !!!!!!!!!

Wow... boots really are like little houses for your feet!

Ohhh...Gammon! Why were we not introduced earlier ?

Caroline has been keeping you to herself.