Ohhh...Gammon! Why were we not introduced earlier ?

Caroline has been keeping you to herself.

him: "How old are you..? 24? 25 ?"

me : "24..."

him: "...and you already have children !!!!!???? !!!!! "

me : "no."

Slovenian men have a way of looking at me so intensely, it is as though something is puzzling them.

I attribute this to one of three things..

a) I am ovulating
b) There are no asians in Slovenia
c) I have ice cream smeared all over my face

10 days until some sort of responsibility must be faced!

.....and so the dreaded day approaches.

... my alarm clock that ticks loudly has failed me at the most crucial time. On my marathon south, it is most critical that i wake up on time!!!!!!

Me: HELLO!

Shop Keeper 1: Hi Marrrrrm!

Me: Do you have an alarm clock!?

Shop Keeper 1: Yes, we have plenty of rum!!

Random: "Have you tried the beer here yet?"

me: "No...why... What about it?"

Random: "It's 4,000 dong!"

me: "Eh,...3 bucks..?"

Random: "Noo...Try 30 cents"!!!!

.....and so I got my hands on local beer

:D

Did I get ripped off by a Tuk Tuk Driver? Or did I rip them off?

For the rest of my stay in Bangkok, I will be looking at every Tuk Tuk driver with some degree of paranoia.

I managed to get a ride off two of them, free of charge...! one of them, was addmitedly accidental, and i waited faithfully for him! Until the other drivers started harassing me, asking me where i wanted to go, telling me he wasn't coming back, and while i insisted on waiting, after 10 minutes, there was still no sign of him, so they started insisting some more. In the end i got a ride to MBK,.... for free. I didnt' quite believe it. But i hopped on, and surely enough, I didn't have to pay when I got dropped off....

o.O *so confuzzle*

The third time I got on one however he charged me 150Baht, back to the hostel. Gahhhh...

Waiting for the arrival of N'tissue..! woot woot.

...and just when I think I am the Master of Packing,

....I add toiletries

.... and then shoes

....and then a towel

Reliving those good ole days of year 7 backpacks !

:)

Hmmm I hope my chauffeur isn't late tomorrow..

My dentist stresses me out.
Just hearing her speak makes my teeth hurt more.
They are afraid too.

Method of Doubt

fear
uncertainty
inconvenience

Time is a man made machine. It serves no function.

Tomorrow I'll wake up and be a different person.

I'll wake up on a different pillow..
I'll look different..
Talk different..

..but most importantly I will think and feel differently.

Don't eat 'chocolate pudding' from "Yo Yo"

"Let's all prey upon each other,
Let's all feed amongst ourselves..."

Sleep...*shudder*... nightmares...

I just know it'll be the peanut nightmare again.
*cries*
I'm not the crunchy one ! They are !
I told them that ... but they laughed a siege of scorn... and tried to salt me.

But the music must be faced... and what better hour than this. I am off... to show these nuts a new meaning of insane...

Oh the joys of studying.

I'm starting a nice crammage of 2u maths. Dreading the approach of 3u.

Q4) Find out why the monkey is congruent to the bottle of coke. Use the t method.

...and if you were clever enough as to miraculously pull some figures out of your ass theres always the lovely last question, thrown in to baffle us all...!

Q7) Jump up in the air and click your heels 17 times and make a wish that you can do this question !